One Sentence Weed Review

Runtz – LOUD $45/3.5g

“This Indica Dominant masterpiece is a legend among smokers, the sweet and pungent buds produce smoke that tastes like candy and a high perfect for hanging with friends!”

One Sentence Weed Review

Mimosa – Mr.Grimm $35/3.5g

“Take a drag of the high life with this sticky sativa, a perfect smoke for a night out!”

One Sentence Weed Review

Narnia – Soulshine $38/3.5g

“Step through the wardrobe with this beautiful Washington grown Jack x Trainwreck sativa!”

Soulshine – Narnia

One Sentence Weed Review

Chocolate Marshmellows – Creekside Cannabis $40/3.5g

“Take a drag of this with your morning coffee! Chocolate Marshmellows is a sublime mix of sweet, cakey chocolate, and a serene high ideal for sunshine and solitude.”

Leaf Chief 4.5 grams for $35?!

The title says it all guys. Leaf Chief is the hottest, bang for buck, quality product deal in the store. First off you get these sweet mason style jars with dope ass handles on them. Secondly, they are packed with a high quality indoor looking greenhouse eighth of flower and two half-gram pre-rolls! Say no more fam. When you pick up one of these delights you are ready to smoke on the way to the smoke out.

Leaf Chief recently came out with a kick-ass new product as well, coco leaf rolled blunts. All I’m saying is if you’re trying to get with the times and get away from that nasty, unhealthy, tobacco blunt wrap you should at least give these guys a go. They’re definitely helping me stay away from the Swishers and Backwoods. Two pack blunts that are 0.9 grams a piece are coming in at $15. Do your lungs and your pocket books a favor. It’s 2020 ya’ll, stay woke, tobacco blunts are passé.

New Grower Alert: Fireline Cannabis

Fireline Cannabis has got to be one of my favorite new carries on our shelves. Let me tell you why, it rhymes with Snarlic Snookies. It’s their Garlic Cookies cross and I cannot get enough of this shit. Skunk GMO is a cross between 91 Skunk VA x and Garlic Cookies, which is surprisingly a Sativa Hybrid. I say that because its one of those Sativa’s that really kicks your ass to a stoney pulp. Do yourself and cop some of this before I buy it all.

Before I stop this Fireline Cannabis post I have to tell ya’ll about the Ghost Mints. One of our regulars has literally bought one of these puppies everyday for the last week and still cannot get enough. This shit right here is the TRUTH! If she knew I was cluing you guys in on this one she’d probably be a little pissed at me but ya know I’d be doing you guys a disservice if I didn’t. So your welcome.

We currently are carrying Fireline Cannabis at $40 an eighth but remember if you swing in on Top Shelf Wednesday you can cop one for 20% OFF. Get while the getting is good. Peace and Love Ya’ll

25% OFF Serious Blazing Flower

Our local homies located literally down the street are getting the home town discount for the rest of the month, that is 25% off all flower product until the end of February. You heard it here first, or maybe in a text blast if your signed up on our rewards program. So lets get our fix of local danks and stock up on one of our favorite hometown growers, Serious Blazing.

Right now we have a full stock of their product, eighths, quarters, and ounces. With the 25% off these diggity danks are selling fast. Eighths going out the door at $15, quarters at $30, and ounces going for $90. Support your local growers!

Just some living bud photos stolen straight from their website
Just a few of the dabs available from these guys. Not 25% off all month long yet still very reasonably priced.
Shatter / Sugar Wax / Crumble $20 a gram under their Slab Mechanix line
Sugar Wax / THCA ISO $30 a gram under their Agro Couture line

Juicy Joints Are Back

Where my readers at that like super potent, infused joints? How about the aforementioned doobie for a whopping $5.00 a pop? Made with 90% THC distillate, flavored to your liking… Umm… Can I get an AMEN!?

Hailing from our very own back yard, Lacey, WA. We finally received our shipment from the highly anticipated Juicy Joints, and this time they blessed us with some brand new flavors.

Tropical Punch

Cotton Candy

Orange Creamsicle

Watermelon

Au Naturel

Black Cherry

Bubble Gum

Seattle Berry

Strawberry Banana

Mango

Sour Apple

Grape

Total THC% 35.20

Total CBD% 0.90

CBD Tropical Punch

CBD Au Naturel

CBD Seattle Berry

CBD Watermelon

CBD Mango

Total THC% 23.10

Total CBD% 20.30

It is to be noted that the CBD Juicy Joints are marketed CBD heavy but they still have a somewhat intoxicating effect. So yes, you are gonna be baked after smoking one of these puppies.